Episode One - Roy Keane ... the True Story of Keano's angst and strife - forwarded by Martin Wilson, Accountant, Raconteur, staunch Red and Central Defender.

Episode Two - My Journey into Darkness and back - A story of one Accountants visit to a disciplinary hearing and how he survived - this time by Martin Wilson, Accountant etc etc.

Episode Three - Real Ale Expands Global Reach - over to our East Brampton correspondent, the injured Martin Wilson.

Episode Four - Fun for the Kiddies - In an attempt to entice the family back to RAMFC games, here's a bit of fun for the youngster's. Just remember kids, from little acorn's (and they dont get much little'r) do big oak trees grow (unless they're from Chernobyl of course, where they turn into sheep with 3 legs, 2 heads and 27 pancreas (but are still better footballers than Tomas).

Episode Five - Fun for the Kiddies II - After so much feedback for Episode Four, we just had to include another 'Kiddies Kompetition'. This weeks fun AND informative section for families is based on the ancient science of Asstrology. Hey kids, if you can guess the constellation which this moon shot shows, you win a season ticket in the red (ring ...  of Saturn) seats at Viccy next year.

Episode Seven - Sister Sean's Heavenly Journey - Missing and presumed, errr otherwise engaged, Sister Sean screams back into the lives of the RAMFC family with a frank and some may say weird look at Life, the Universe and Football.

Episode Eight - Up Close and Personal with ... Diego Maradona -  A searching and soul wrenching interview with one time shoe lace salesman and part time window cleaner turned Argentinean hero. Dont worry about Episode Six, maybe it never existed

Episode Nine - Up Close and Personal (as well as being slobbered on by the insensible fool) ... Pope John Paul II -  A searching and wet interview with the leader of the Catholic faith and devout Celtic and Warsaw United supporter - when he woke up anyway

Episode Ten - Up Close and Personal - Sepp Blatter -  A wallet and watch holding interview with the leader of FIFA, conducted in his secure prison cell after his indictment for bribe taking and indecent exposure. Mr Grimes esq takes up his pen for a in-depth and frankly violent conversation with Sepp Blatter, the thieving chocolate covered cuckoo clock loving git.

Episode Eleven - Up Close and Personal - Berti Vogts - A purely non biased view of Square Heads and Sheep Sha****g jocks by Mr Martin Wilson, Englishman, Atheist and all round nice chap.

Episode Twelve - Up Close and Personal - David Beckham - A gate crashing, rock and roll, hamster love in with the Golden Boy of football, David Beckham.

 Episode Thirteen - A Day in the Life of ... Paul M - In his continuing odyssey with Real Ale Madrid, Louis D takes us behind the bike sheds for an insight into a day in the life of a Real Ale star.

Episode Fourteen - The Greek Sounds Off - We sit down with the disgruntled  Real Ale star as he discusses defections, erections, and the state of Real Ale Madrid

** NEW ** Episode Fifteen - Our Man in the Isle of Man - Following a red hot tip from Tomas (he was standing too close to the gas fire), we have been notified of a business proposition - we requested further details, just to be sure.

** NEW ** Episode Sixteen - Global Reach 2 - How we deal with those who just will never make it with the team. This is not cruel you understand. These people will move on from this crushing blow. They will be stronger for it. They thanks us for it. Then when they usually are stronger they sign for a better team and make loads of cash. Bast**ds

** NEW ** Episode Seventeen - Girth Wars - Return of the Flabi - Our Yorkville reporter, Luis Javier Montero, takes a stance, does a dance and observes the lance of street kid, style Guru and self proclaimed Europa gaylord Dave Sharda.