If you can guess the asstronomically Asstrological constellation of this RAMFC superstar professional, you win seats in the red ring of Victoria Park for next season. Good luck and get cracking (no pun intended) on this weeks competition.

Once again, first entry out of the hat wins so answers on a postcard to:

Warrens Spotty Bum Sports Apparel and Plumbing

Real Ale Madrid FC