HEARTBREAKER.

Europa’s inexplainable loss, or Nadia’s antics?

Team Ice         4                      Europa                         3

Im going to explain the difference to you between a fantasy world, and the real world we currently live in.

Now lets just say you go in for a 50/50 ball against an opposing player. You win the ball, but the ref blows the whistle signifying a foul on your part and awards the opposition a free kick.

“That’s Bullsh!t” you scream at the ref.

The ref stops for a second and rubs his chin…………hmmmmm…..he says……….he then proceeds to blow the whistle again.

“You know what, “ the ref says soflty, “ you were right Paul. My deepest apologies to everyone, as Paul is correct. Free kick to Europa. My bad.”

The play is reversed and you win again.

That my friends is an example of the fantasy world.

And what you saw in the final we just lost in is an example of the real world.

Open your mouth………… 2 minutes.

Open your mouth again, another 2 minutes for not learning the first time.

And so on, and so forth.

I said it at the beginning of the year, I said again at the midway mark, and I repeated yet again in the match preview.

Lack of self control will bite us in the rear, and my friends it took one hell of a chunk out of it this time at the wrong time. You cannot win games when you are shorthanded and sitting in the penalty box. You cannot win games (Dean) when you don’t mark your man (Dean) even though you were specifically singled out in the match preview (Dean). I know we are a dysfunctional bunch but for the love of god, this is the finals. Not only did we lose but we embarrassed ourselves by treating one another like enemies on the pitch and on the bench. Shoving our own players? Come on!

They deserved to win that game. Why? They made the least mistakes, and the team that does that is the team that usually wins. Don’t blame Mario for trying to step in and stop a 2 on 1. Don’t blame Ritchie for rushing in on a corner trying to make something happen. Blame yourselves.

And now this.

This despicable heinous crime of the heart that my fair lady has proceeded to go behind my back nonetheless and philander with not only one, but two of my fellow teammates!!!!

I should have known nadia. I should have known.

The way you sometimes stared past me at the bar. The way that little skirt of yours would dance back and forth as you pranced around the bar. I thought it was for me………… I thought wrong.

I asked you if there was another, and you said no. I heard the rumours, but I didn’t have proof.

But now I do.

Above: Male ‘Ho’ Simon continues to work magic at soccer city , note the double chin and tonic - his usual drink in the players lounge

As if this wasn’t bad enough?

I see this!!!!

Above : Renowned ‘louis hater’ Paul Grimes celebrates a very happy birthday

Why nadia?

Tell me why………