Damien Higgins born: in a few minutes height: a staggering 5ft 10in weight: check in ratio to Louie's appendage, multiply by 3.14 position: defence / leaning on the bar. hobbies: collecting fat women porno mags, belly dancing, intro fertilization process. likes: The democracy of The Republic of Congo, flicking cigarette buts at wheelchair bound seniors. dislikes: authority figures, plastacine, seeing. favourite football moment: the joy felt at signing for Real Ale. least favourite moment: the second he realized that this was not THAT Real Madrid team. best sex: team bus on the way to Peterborough a few years ago favourite film: The Omen. favourite book: The Illustrated Works Of Ian G. career: whale blubber salesman say something about yourself: "in the beginning, I created a new breed of super budgies, who will rise above man and rule the world..." Darren Cullum born: just a bit too late. height: 6ft 0in weight: oh my God. position: left back and occasionally goal and occasionally unable to get up. hobbies: Buns Of Steel, flying a kite, buying houses that crumble to pieces. likes: his tools, dog, ink blots dislikes: German food, clowns, marching to his own beat favourite football moment: THAT goal. least favourite moment: being the victim of a Jamaician hitman during a game. best sex: yuck favourite film: The Teletubbies in France favourite book: Weight Loss For The Under 30's career: bum crack voyeur say something about yourself: " Another beer Mr. Probert ?"