THE JOKE IS ON THEM
Madrid pummels Jokaroo senseless to earn first win

Real Ale Madrid 18              Jokaroo 2
Jack - 7
Chris - 4
Louis - 3
Baz
Ian
Ritchie
Sean Reid

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I dont really know what to say here.
Newcomers and current celler dwellers Jokaroo took on a winless Madrid team last night at Soccer City.
Personally i dont think they'll be coming back.

In an offensive explosion never before seen at these fields, Madrid strangled the opposition right from the whistle all the way till the end of game, scoring goals without even wanting to. Jack propelled himself most likely to top scorer in the league last night as he and his freshly tatooed left leg found the net a whopping seven times. Chris finally breaking out of his funk of not being able to score a goal by potting four of his own. The greek netting a hattrick. Newman doing it all onhis own and making it look pretty by first banging it off the post and in. And ritchie.....poor wittle ritchie should have had at least 15 of the goals if it werent for us pushing him aside and taking the ball from him in order to score. Jus kidding!!! he played set up man with lovely crosses even potting a goal. Should have had a second if it wasnt for some greedy .......

And poor Simon.
Trying his best to score a goal for the lovely Jane, but alas only to once again face plant in the mud after falling over another imaginary line on the field.

The defense and Darren in net played a good game, but really had nothing much to do. though Jokaroo did pot 2 leading us to question how good this D really is.....both s...t goals i might add.

But the major story from all this is something we should be embarrased about.
No beer.
In an unprecedented first for this club, nobody brought beer. Nobody made an effort to bring beer.

For those who havent brought, I suggest you do next week. If we are at the beggining of the cycle then start again. To have Simon send Jane to get beer for us w.........s, and pay for it all, is ridiculous and pathetic.

The undefeated Redpath are up next week and it promises to be a dirty one. Bring your boots, your A game, and your beer.

Or else stay home.